Any Day Less Than Three Is Not Greater Than Butt

The girls ask the owner if they can take pictures with the bowling pins. Who is he to say no to such lovely ladies?

Mattimari
Think of it. Pretty soon I’ll be eating turkey sandwiches in a cubical talking about Republicans and those damn hipsters. I might even leave my apartment occassionally to stare wistfully at the stars and ponder why I couldn’t have lived in a simpler time.
AN ADULT CASEY. I’LL BE AN ADULT.

CJ
XD
No, dude, we’re gonna be FUN adults. We’re gonna have adventures and write stories and have inside jokes and be silly.
We’re just gonna be silly with JOBS.

Mattimari
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE. ADULTS ARE BORING AND HAVE RESIGNED THEIR LIVES TO WORKING NIGHT AND DAY. THEY BREATHE COFFEE AND CONSIDER VACATIONS TO BE DRIVING TO CHICAGO FOR A DAY AND BACK. Adults are not silly! They have no sense of humour, they lost their childish souls many moons ago, crushed by the very man they work for today. They are aware of their hypocracies but have the willpower of a flailing fish on an hot sandy beach but not the nice kind of beach, the ones that are more rocky and covered with dead seaweed. DEAD LIKE THEIR HEARTS.
Now I’m just being dramatic.
But really, I’m freaking out over here.

-MSN
(via mattysones)

Sorry CJ, I still think this is funny. :’D

Part two of the photo shoot!

Lagoona Blue, Lulu Ctchulhu, Draculaura, and Ghoulia Yelps all decided to haunt the nearest hangout, an apple tree~

Lagoona Blue, Abbey Bominable, and Lulu Cthulhu went out for a splash at the Ghoul Pool. Lulu introduced her new friend Lagoona to her pet baby octopus, Lovecraft. Lagoona looked around for her own pet, Neptuna. Neptuna was splashing excitedly near a large seashell. When Lagoona took a closer look, it was full of pearls! “Look gills!” she called, “Aren’t they pretty?”

Abbey was impressed with the pearls, but she thought there could be more amazing things on the shore. “Shall we go on a hunting of the treasure?” The girls thought it was a freaky fabulous idea.

The searched all around the Ghoul Pool. Lulu scratched her head, unable to find anything. Then suddenly Abbey yelled, “I am finding a chest!”

The three of them lifted the treasure chest out of the cave and opened it up. It was full of gold, pearls, and jewels. Lulu made a grab at a shiny necklace. “You beast not get in my way! This beauty is MINE!”

The girls had a good laugh, and took as much as they could carry. Lagoona thought the necklace looked freakishly pretty on Lulu. The girls dried off and headed home. It had been a very exciting day.